5 definitions by Mr&MrsChen

1. When your hot tub is broken and the water is cold rather than hot.
2. Any small pool of very cold water.
1. My hot tub has been broken all winter and now it's more of a cold tub.

2. I dare you to go take a dip in the cold tub.
by Mr&MrsChen February 17, 2011
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This drawing is so random, it looks like an ARG came up with it.
by Mr&MrsChen October 31, 2023
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When a girl's vagina looks like Homer Simpson's mouth
That girl was so hot but she had wicked camel toe, her vag was such a Simp, too.
by Mr&MrsChen February 10, 2020
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1. Wreathes that aren't round.
2. Measurement in centimeters of distance between the top of the pants and the waist.
Dammmmn, that kid has his swag turned up to eleven.
by Mr&MrsChen February 14, 2012
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