Shrock

(N) A handsome, tall, muscular male, usually with elite fighting skills.

This definition stems from the ancient greek word Soomatophylax, meaning elite Macedonian infantry guard and senior Macedonian general.

Person 1: "Woah, did you see that punch combination?! He totally just knocked that guy out!"

Person 2: "Yeah man, he's such a Shrock."

by greekhistorian March 27, 2012

shonka

the way people living in minerva describe each other based off of their social status

"you are le shonka" or "you are queen shonka"

by Baco Che-Na-Wah October 13, 2012

Boner shrinker

When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.

Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"

by itsallhood88 March 10, 2009

Shlonk

The sound created when a stiff object is thrusted through a hole (usually wet) and collides with the hole's end.

"Shlonk! The pole was shoved into the hole carved in the mud."

by PieMan3259 May 20, 2018

shlonk

micro shrimp dick

Durwin's ex girlfriend said he has a shlonk

by Don't come back September 26, 2017

Shrink

1. Fellatio's Woman
2. Fellatio specialist
3. To make the penis shrink through fellatio; deep throat

2.This chick was a shrink, straight deep throat.

by Sway78 October 21, 2007

shonk

Shonk, The coolest guy on the planet. And, Owner of www.shonk.net.

Shonk, is a wonderful guy.

by Dan August 19, 2003