Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankenstein's Day
Frank: Same to you Bob. Yeah, I am gonna be busy in my room tonight!
Frank: Same to you Bob. Yeah, I am gonna be busy in my room tonight!
by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008
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If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.
If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.
by C_dizzle February 16, 2007
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A day invented by the Government in order to increase sales and prices on all things associated with love. These include roses chocolates, and anything else that would make somebody happy and/or 'warm'. This was a very good con thought up, as if you don't buy your loved one something, they will hit you, scream at you, dump you, and not give you that $100 bottle of champagne that you saw them hide in their bra (which they would probably ask you to 'fish out', leading to...!xxxKERCHINGxxx!).
It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
Blonde Super Model: I love Valentine's day- I get so many presents!
Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
by D-Mon February 8, 2005
Get the valentine's day mug.An incredibly annoying time when Americans forget that they're American and run around trying desperately to out-Irish each other with needlessly gaudy green clothing exacerbated by their all-too-often overweight frames. This time is made all the worse by the perceived need to drink as much imitation Guiness, vomit on aforementioned green clothing then try to kiss strangers and get punched for your trouble.
"Kiss me, I'm Irish and it's Saint Patrick's Day". "You're still fat and ugly, so the answer's still No".
by Theotherrichard March 17, 2008
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Do you want to go clubbing?
No, sorry. It's lady's day. I'm not feeling that good.
Do you want to buy me icecream.
Lady's day.
I'm really horny. Let's do it here.
No. It's lady's day.
"Don't you just hate lady's day." said Jack.
"Yes," said John, "Wack-off bonanza!"
No, sorry. It's lady's day. I'm not feeling that good.
Do you want to buy me icecream.
Lady's day.
I'm really horny. Let's do it here.
No. It's lady's day.
"Don't you just hate lady's day." said Jack.
"Yes," said John, "Wack-off bonanza!"
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Get the April Fool's Day mug.Redundant term that apparently refers to Arsenal FC exceeding the points total of Tottenham Hotspur in the league.
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