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Scrambled Eggs

When a woman is kicked in the crotch and suffers from mass egg confusion and damage as a result. Many women have reported having malooly and/or re re children.
I kicked that hoebag and she got scrambled eggs.
by Neil Mik January 26, 2009
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scrambled egg

Derogatory term used to describe a person of diminished mental capacity- formerly known as "retarded".
Damn, Frank is so impatient. He got mad when his McDonald's order got screwed up and yelled at the scrambled egg who took his order.
by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005
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schemale

A girl that looks good for no reason; she will at most go to second base with any given guy
Friend:"Dude your girlfriend is so hot"

You:"Yeah but we've been going out for six months and she still won't give me bop plus I just found out she's been flirting with other guys"

Friend:"Damn what a schemale"
by mshark March 5, 2011
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food scheme

The act of making false complaints to fast food eateries, then demanding free food, then calling another eatery of the same company name (mcdonalds for example across town, then telling them they fucked your order up, then demand a refund in exchange for the returned food, and finally bringing your free food in to sell it back to them. (usually a last resort for drug or alcohol money)
Chris - "Yo Mike how the fuck we gonna get some weed today?"
Mike - "Lets go pull the food scheme you know well get atleast a quarter out the deal"
by ungod December 9, 2008
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scramble name

1. a name that spells like you took some letters out of a scramble bag and made a name out of it.

2. a name so made up, that only scramble letters can spell it
3. a name that usually is pronounced like a common name, but is spelled unusually.
Tiffany's name is spelled like a scramble name: Typhanie.
Izona, Kymathie, Ziara, Nevija, NyJhaia, Myangeleeze, Typhanie,
by LovelyAsh August 28, 2010
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The Slurpee Scheme

The Slurpee Scheme is used to get free things with the purchase of any Big gulp.

First you walk into a 711, then you grab yourself a couple things that will fit inside of the cup without taking up more than 4/5 of the cup, then you Grab a Big Gulp or other non-See through cup and put your stuff in the Cup(Make sure you don't get spotted) then proceed to fill the cup up.

It works a lot better if you have a refill too.
"Man, I saved $7 today on energy drinks with the Slurpee Scheme"

"Man, Jason got caught today doing the Slurpee Scheme!"
by ManitobaWarrior July 9, 2009
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Scrambled Eggs

A Human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic assassin. Favorite snack for Government employed Trolls.
Jared Loughner made scrambled eggs for his Troll friends, with Gabrielle Gifford's brain.
by FirstCaucasoid February 7, 2013
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