Sconed

A Better way to say "owned" or "pwned"

Started by an insane math teacher playing world of warcraft.

"I just sconed that noob!"

"You got SCONED!"

by Kiduke January 28, 2009

sconer

A male sexual response to the deliciousness of scones.

Damn! Those scones are delicious! I think I have a sconer.

by Bchickenlittle February 12, 2010

Sconie-muddin'

Driving your pick up truck into a ditch, or large field of mud, after consuming mass quantities of alcohol. Behavior is typically exhibited by Wisconsinites after a daily binge of cheese, beer and brandy old fashioneds.

"Gimme 20 beers, a wheel of cheese and a dozen ol' fashionds, I'm goin' Sconie-muddin' tonight."

by howboutthempackerseh February 23, 2011

scones

A shite male hairstyle favoured originally by English and European footballers in the 1970's and 80's (origin unknown), though the most classic examples can be found in the mid to late 1980's. Essentially the sytle comprises of a type of back permed (usually shortish) mullet. Only the back of the hair is permed and it is these curly parts that are referred to as 'The Scones'. The style maybe referred to solely as a back perm and the length of the scones themselves can vary.

Variations involved a top perm with a closer cropped back and sides, but to refer to these as 'Scones' would be technically incorrect. The word is a derivative of the Australian slang for head scone

Classic examples would cite Kevin Keegan and Chris Waddle but other European examples are available.

"Hey mate is that a home perm? those scones are great!"

by Dr A Bradshaw April 28, 2007

Scion

A sweet whip from a fresh new company. Under $20,000 and hot off the press. They can be dressed up for flash, or down low for speed. Models include: tC, xB, xA.

tC - A car featuring panoramic glass sunroof.
xB - A square with wheels.
xA - A more round xB.

Yo Mo! That kids got a crazy Scion!
Man! His Scion is PIMP!
Thats a snasty Scion!

by Adam1027 May 14, 2007

Scones

A group on Skype that includes people who are made of awesome. They discuss Harry Potter and videos on YouTube. They all love each other and want to be each other when they grow up. And... they're all famous.

While all of the other teenagers in town partied, I logged into skype and went on Scones.

by J.K. Rowling May 4, 2008

Sconed

To be beaten until the point you are nothing but moosh to be baked into a pastry

oh dude you got sconed!

by Matthevv May 30, 2005