saskatchewanism

A term used to describe the socialist mentality of Saskatchewan citizens. The province is the only fully socialist government in North America, containing the most number of socialized corporations. Saskatchewanism is its own form of statism, or socialism, that originates in the province.

Sometimes shortened to: Saskism

"Saskatchewanism must not spread throughout Canada."

by MrRados January 10, 2008

Saskatchewan Swapmeet

one person defecates into another person's mouth, who then vomits back into the first person's anus.

Looks like you've been makin' trades at the old Saskatchewan Swapmeet again, Frank.

by rectacular March 25, 2008

Sasquatched

When the company IT person reconfigures the server, changes all the passwords, then quits.

All the computers are down; We've been sasquatched!

by MPB October 3, 2003

Assquatch

A really hairy ass.

Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to yesterday?

Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.

by akendall October 6, 2009

Saskatchewan

Province of Canada. One of the few places left in the world that is stuck in the quagmire known as communism. Ruled by a dictatorial klan known as the NDP. Economic wasteland. Contains more energy reserves than the entire middle east altogether.

Tommy Douglas was the former Premier of Saskatchewan.

by pitz August 26, 2004

Satquath

1)A young child who has abnormally large nipples.(may use them to suck up an aqueous solution if preferred by his brother in law.)

2)Someone or something that has a violent obsession to wear knickers.(by violent i mean he has bad shits and refuses to use the appropriate disposal unit.)

3)A goose ling abandoned by its genetic guardian only to be thrown into a urbanized colony of rat infested pig scrotums.

1)I told little Jeffy to drink his milk after done gone poured a wee bit much into his bowl of froot loops, and I saw the most horrifying sight in muh entire liyfe, the little monster grabbed a' hole' of one of hims titties and he gun gone slurrped it up like some kinda Satquath.

2)I found the little Satquath's knickers under his bed filled with a big heapin pile-o-goodies for the youngins.

3)Buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo. (satquath)

by Mogley February 16, 2007

Assquatch

A person who is such a colosal ass-hole, its nearly mythical.

Person 1. On the way over here this dick cut me off, almost caused a wreck, and had the nerve to flip me off!

Person 2. Sounds like a real assquatch

by Marky-c January 1, 2013