rumpelfugly

If you are called this, you are one of the ugliest people alive.

Descends from the words "Rumpelstiltskin" (meaning a freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him), and "Fugly" meaning fucking ugly.

Girl 1: Omg, look at that guy over there.
Girl 2: Shit man...his skin is like hanging off his face, and he has like one eye, and rotted yellow teeth, and tiny bits of hair and he has like the body of a four year old too..
Girl 1: Yeah...shit........ I'd still fuck him though.
Girl 2: WTF?! He is RUMPELFUGLY, girl!
Girl 1: What?! It's been ages since I got a pink sock, and he looks like the sort to go for it...
Girl 2: Ooooh, yeah, you're right. Threesome!

by manyperson August 10, 2009

rump fuck

The act of fucking someone in the rump with your rump.

Jody rump fucked Tim so hard last night.

by tcm96 February 20, 2011

rumple

To give the appearance of being disheveled, messy, unkempt, untidy, or scruffy to a person, object, situation, etc..

"Oops!"
"Watch out! I just got all cleaned up and now you knock me onto the ground!"
"I am so sorry. I got you all rumpled...let me help you tidy up. It's the least I can do."

by Jame$m88 May 18, 2014

rump ranger

rump may also be an acronym for the following: Ram it Up My Pooper. Slang term for one who prefers engaging in anal sex.

Stop looking at my ass you Rump Ranger!

by lokicaj September 15, 2008

RUMP

rest-room utilization measurement program: developed by geeks at H, this is really an LCD-display in public urinals with pressure sensors that display a happy yellow face if hit by piss!

hahaha...I know you all know about that thing, but the name?....I mean RUMP?...

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Royal Canadian Rump Ranger

A man who can't keep his beef bus off the dirt road.

See asspirate, homofag.

So... Didja hear the Phippy's a Royal Canadian Rump Ranger

by Nitro April 12, 2004

rumping

To take a picture of a person staring and pointing at a girl's ass, and biting their lower lip. Similar to DAT ASS.

Did you see the picture of Tim rumping that girl?

by The Danzanator January 9, 2012