A new branch of mental retardation found in children 7-11 years of age. No cure has been found, the thing doctors recommend is that children stay away from the computers to avoid exposure to the online disease. scientists claim the disease was created in 2006. How to spot the disease: children calling eachother "noob", mild depression and dizziness. That is all.
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Me: *Types in www.roblox.com*
Me: *Goes in a server*
Me: "123 for s3x"
7 year old: "123"
Me: UGGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGGHGHGHHGHGHGHHGHHGH... "Congratulations, you are pregnant"
Me: *Types in www.roblox.com*
Me: *Goes in a server*
Me: "123 for s3x"
7 year old: "123"
Me: UGGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGGHGHGHHGHGHGHHGHHGH... "Congratulations, you are pregnant"
by Will Byers August 8, 2017
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Reporter: Telomon. You made smash hit roblox in 2004. Has the people on it become more annoying?
Telomon: Heh, Smash hit, THATS WHAT I DID TO YOUR MOM.
Reporter: Erm. Okay. This is the end of the interview. Back to you Tom.
Reporter: Telomon. You made smash hit roblox in 2004. Has the people on it become more annoying?
Telomon: Heh, Smash hit, THATS WHAT I DID TO YOUR MOM.
Reporter: Erm. Okay. This is the end of the interview. Back to you Tom.
6 Year Old: Hey do you have Roblox?
Other 6 Year Old: Yah. Why?
6 Year Old: Cause I wanna fuck you in Roblox.
Other 6 Year Old: Well lets do it baby.
(They proceed to their bedrooms and tell their brothers/sisters to get off the tablet cause it is their turns) (The 6 Year Olds start having sex.)(Very high pitched moaning noises can be heard from the 6 Year Olds rooms and from their dad's bedrooms.)
Other 6 Year Old: Yah. Why?
6 Year Old: Cause I wanna fuck you in Roblox.
Other 6 Year Old: Well lets do it baby.
(They proceed to their bedrooms and tell their brothers/sisters to get off the tablet cause it is their turns) (The 6 Year Olds start having sex.)(Very high pitched moaning noises can be heard from the 6 Year Olds rooms and from their dad's bedrooms.)
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