nekkid Puerto Rican girl

some hot chick from PR who likes to get butt nekkid and work it like a stripper pole

DO NOT DISTURB cuz a nekkid Puerto Rican girl is making Harry Longfellow VERY HAPPY!

by The Deuce December 28, 2005

Puerto Rican

A driving maneuver that involves the improper changing of multiple lanes from side of a highway or interstate system to the other, often times to make an exit.

Chad almost missed our exit but we pulled a Puerto Rican and made the off ramp

by cubsruleall February 17, 2010

puerto rican hell

puerto rican hell is like normal hell, but worse.

dude did you steal that stuff from lawerence? oh man your goin to puerto rican hell!

by j-easy! February 5, 2008

Puerto Rican Muscle

Fat.

Something that obese Puerto Rican men have; they nonetheless appear attractive to hot Puerto Rican women.

Clyde: "Yo man, how is that fat-ass with HER? She's smokin' hot..."
Bernard: "Aw, he just got shaped up, plus he's got tons of Puerto Rican Muscle."

by barfstormman December 23, 2010

Ricardo

A very intelagent Male who acts dumb and stupid almost all of the time he has a lot of talents but never shows them he likes girls he doesn't have any shot with that's what makes him stupid but for some reason he doesn't give 2 fucks.

That kid is acting like Ricardo.

by I don't give a fuvk boiii June 3, 2018

Puerto Rican Chili Dog

When anal sex is being enjoyed and the "catcher" shits on the dick that is in their ass and then the "catcher" proceeds to perform fellatio on the poop covered cock.

Oh Man, I was totally doing anal last night with Christina Milian and she shit on my dick then totally Puerto Rican Chili Dogged me.

by Terius Youngdell Nash May 7, 2010

puerto rican shower

the act of applying cologne and deodorant in the place of cleansing oneself by showering

sean woke up late for class so he took a puerto rican shower

by that damn good November 13, 2003