retard

Someone who is as fucking stupid as a log of ass excretion.

Teacher: What is your favorite color?
Retard: Car

by ryhlyh November 30, 2016

Retardation

The act of being so fucking stupid that you literally make other people lose brain cells.

You are the absolute definition of Retardation.

by TayTayGamerson June 26, 2018

ReTard

ReTard n. Portmanteu of "Republican" and "retard". Someone who, intoxicated by an assumption about being knowlegable and right about politics and economics, forgets that they need to get actual real ordinary people to support them if their agenda is to be advanced. Often but not always middle class, easily led and with poor insight to society's problems, and naive about the mechanics of politics and utterly ignorant about how power actually works.

The Tea Party is utterly ReTarded

by ConBasher July 19, 2014

Retardation

A nation of retards.

Some countries are such retardations.

by Pubo December 7, 2016

Retard

One who posts a definition on UrbanDictionary of a word that's already been defined on UrbanDictionary

Person 1: X is a letter of the alphabet
Person 2: X is a letter of the alphabet
Person3: Person 1 and 2 are retarded.

by Namenlos12345 November 30, 2010

retard

The growing of a fungus

Stop that fungus from retarding.

by chriztopher December 28, 2012

Retard

Someone who is arrogant, self-righteous, and over-talkative. This person thinks highly of him or herself, but realistically knows nothing other than how to whore for attention.

Not to be confused with the definition of stupid or naive.

My neighbor is naive, so I get why he sometimes does things that are stupid. Sarah Palin is a true retard, so I get why SNL made fun of her.

by JoeKikas June 15, 2013