real friend

a person who makes your problems theirs and tries to help you through them.. however, sometimes creating them.

the person who would st with you at lunch when your other so-called 'friends' diched you because you weren't 'cool'//'accepted' is your real friend.

the real friend that tells you never to worry about the things you cant change.

<3

by Lindsey Amanda Smith June 11, 2006

real to me

Denotes whether a person is someone you know or not. If they are not real to you, you don't care about them and can joke about them without feeling guilty.

You might say, "He's not real to me," about someone you see at work but have never talked to.
People you swear at while driving in your car are "Not real to you." However, if they waive and you realize they are your best friend's Mom, they become real to you and you hope they didn't notice when you flipped them the bird.

by William F January 3, 2009

real brief

to have sex with a girl briefly,

i banged her real brief when i came home from the club

i saw her on my lunch break so we just went into my car, real brief

by DJ Mookie J December 20, 2008

realfag

Internet slang, originating from image boards such as 4chan, to denote someone who discusses their offline life (particularly offline relationships or relationship problems) on the board. Derogatory.

OP: help me /b/, my anniversary is tomorrow and I have no idea what to get my girlfriend
Reply: le sigh, gtfo realfag

by fhtagn August 28, 2013

Real Muthaphuckkin G's

A rap song made by Californian rapper Eazy-E that was released in August 1993. The song was a response to fellow rapper and former friend and colleague Dr. Dre's "Fuck Wit Dre Day" which slandered Eazy. The song features Gangsta Dresta and BG Knocc Out. The song also attacks Snoop Dogg, who Dre made songs with, and Death Row Records, owned by Suge Knight, who Dre struck a deal with.

Eazy mentions the famous event in which Dr. Dre assaulted TV personality Dee Barnes along with calling Dre and Snoop "studio gangstas". He finishes with calling Death Row "Dre's boot camp".

"Yo, have you listen to "Real Muthaphuckkin G's yet? It's dope!"

by MobbParadise May 8, 2021

Hitler's real death

When Hitler challenged anne Frank to a duel he aimed and pulled the trigger however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's fingers and turned arownd in midair screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo"

and Killed Hitler

("Hitler's real death")

by Totaly not a boy named dillin October 18, 2019

the real world

A reality TV show that airs on MTV. A show that started out with some noble goals about diversity, social issues, etc. It has, however, devolved into a mindless homo erotic hot tub party of drunken twenty-somethings. All cast members think they'll never have to work a real job after they've been on the show. Former Real World "stars" wind up broke and being pimped out to "make an appearance" at seedy nightclubs for a few hundred bucks. Totally pathetic.

The continued success of the Real World shocks even the most jaded MTV programming director. "People actually still watch this crap?"

by Joseph N Marks August 21, 2007