relope

To elope with your ex.

Don flew west to relope with his ex-wife.

by kidgib March 7, 2008

Remote-remote

When you find/leave a TV remote in a remote area.

That thing was a remote-remote. I couldn't find it anywhere!

by Kevin and Rob March 25, 2010

cialis remodeling

A term used to describe a man's unlimited efforts to clean/remodel his pad if he thinks he's gonna get laid.

Jim, will you sit the fuck down and watch the game? No way bill, gotta do some cialis remodeling, Amy is coming over after the game.

by crazy edward March 3, 2012

boner's remorse

The feeling of remorse or regret one gets after having sex with someone.

"At the time I thought it was a good idea to have sex with my ex-girlfriend. However, after we finished and she talked about starting the relationship again I had major boner's remorse."

by PolarTurbo July 27, 2009

remorseless betty

When a female is performing oral sex on a male and proceeds to bite his dick and smash his balls.

Lucy gave Ricky a remorseless betty after she saw him kissing ethel

by Ivan Somoza September 23, 2006

straight man's remorse

Feelings of shame, embarrassment, confusion (about feelings and/or sexual orientation), or just plain freaking out by a straight man after having been too emotionally close, physically close, or sexual with another man, who may be straight, bisexual, or gay. Based on the concept of buyer's remorse.

Jim and John were both drunk, horny, and lonely last night and fooled around with each other. Today John has a serious case of straight man's remorse.

Doug and Bill were really drunk last night, and Doug was spilling his guts about his girlfriend, and how much he hates his father, and other stuff. Doug was crying and Bill ended up hugging him for a while. Now Doug has straight man's remorse.

by swede82 February 25, 2009

buyer's remorse

The phenomenon of girls with low self-esteem who jump into bed with men (or women) they barely know, then afterwards are so filled by regret and disappointment and loneliness that they in some way try to justify their behavior by claiming that they were taken advantage of and didn't make a conscious personal choice.

"Well why did you sleep with him/her if it makes you this upset? Didn't you want to?"
"I...I don't know if I wanted to...I feel like I was taken advantage of."
"That's buyer's remorse bitch."

by alohamora November 2, 2008