When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.
I thought I was still suited up, but turns out the condom went AWOL mid-mission. When she retrieved it, that thing was emptier than my checking account. Total extendo release cum grenade deployment.
by Say when July 20, 2025
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I didn’t even realize how dry I was until that hydrosomatic release hit — like my whole body finally exhaled.
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Everytime I used to hear Blue Oyster Cult on the radio I would yell "More Cowbell!!" until I heard Biff in acounting do the same. Then I knew it was time for me to make "More Cowbell!!" a Catch and Release Phrase and move on.
by flyhaed August 16, 2013
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yo man I had this thot over Saturday night and she sucked my hanger so good I blew my load right in her mouth...but then she pulled the catch and release and spit it out in the sink.
by ballbat November 15, 2016
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by Benitration November 27, 2016
Get the Catch and Release mug.Instead of spitting or swallowing after a blow job, the seamen is held in the mouth and spit into the mans mouth.
by SqueakyPig November 13, 2017
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After claiming to have watched so much porn of harder and hardercore Ted Bundy went to rape his first woman however his intentions were abated by his pre-columbian release.
by Hardecore edgar poe June 15, 2018
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