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River puppies

When you've had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.
Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.

Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.

Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!
by bahahaha mt August 28, 2011
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River phoenix

THE HOTTEST MAN TO EVE LIVE
by Natalie Phoenix March 10, 2021
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River Tits

When a girl take her breasts and caresses it up and down your body until you splooge.
I hope I get lucky with that hot chick tonight and she river tits the fuck outta me. Absolute double-D heaven.
by ShitLesSays September 12, 2016
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Funny River

A small community near soldotna,alaska but is actually technically in Sterling, Alaska. A group of people mostly senior citizens, and 99% of them are hypocritical and judgemental bastards that dont want to accommodate the younger generation living in the area whatsoever.

The community center is ran by said senior citizens. Consequently, since they live in such a small area, they're more often than not...bored, whether they can admit it or not. So, their main form of entertainment is to talk down about individuals younger than them, and basically one of the biggest forums of the well-known and nostalgic game called, "Telephone."

(Someone starts a ridiculous rumor, and it gets twisted and changed into something even more interesting or sometimes damaging. The few good hearted and good natured people that dwell in this area must be real-life saints to put up with the senile folk talking about things they know nothing about. But it seems that the funny river water must have some sort of a regression effect on the older generation. They go back to the same sort of insults and immature behavior relating to high school or even grade school bullying.

Otherwise, this area is a beautiful and serene setting. Great place to relax, do some gardening, fishing, and "get away from it all" (the hustle and bustle of the bigger towns or cities)

If you can manage to not have to meet your neighbors and keep to only family then you'll be set and stress-free.
Example of word as noun or verb:

I never go on vacation anymore, but that's ok because Funny River is a great place for all never-ending "stay-cation"

- I just Funny-River'd all month. It was just as great but much cheaper than paying for airfare etc. To go to some over -populated tourist trap.
by Chsto2girlnmom May 17, 2019
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Naf River

The Naf River is an international river marking the border of southeastern Bangladesh and western Mayanmar.The river's averege depth is 128 feet(39m) and maximum depth is 400 feet(120m).It flows into the Bay of Bengal in the Indian Ocean between the Bangladeshi Cox's Bazas District of the Chattagram Division and Burmese Rakine State.
A Burmese Paramilitary force,killed 20 refugees who were crossing the Naf River to Bangladesh.
by Talibul Rakib July 1, 2020
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River Paki

A derogatory way to describe a Bangladeshi, as they are basically just like Pakistan but eat an ocean's worth of fish compared to Pakistanis.
Person 1: "Look that brown kid eats bare fish curry"
Person 2: "Yh, he's a river paki"
by Mastrourban June 17, 2022
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River Scott

Person 1: Ayy bro, you gonna start dieting?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I'm on that River Scott
by lil black guy May 2, 2019
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