quota

An allotment of timely interaction one assigns to a group or a member of a group. A specific amount that serves as means of maximum exposure to an individual or a group sharing similar interests. When one reaches maximum point, one 'calls quota' before pleasant interactions evolve into irksome experiences.

"I have done lunch with you twice this week. I call quota on you before I get bored with you. See you next week."

Note: This is an example of a thought process. It is NOT advisable to speak of quotas aloud. If quotas are informed to public, there may be a risk of not having any individuals or groups to call quota on.

by Mehreen September 11, 2008

quoting

That stage where you're not quite dating but you're more than friends. If you were to say you were either dating or friends, you would use finger quotes and therefore, you are quoting.

Are you and Tom dating, you've been hanging out a lot lately.
No, we're just quoting.

by Jessie Alexander November 24, 2007

Quoink

its a sound made by the dug (you can look up dug if you want)

"QUOINK" said the dug when i stepped on its tail

by Brianna Fowler October 20, 2002

Quotate

To vocally quote a term using an inflection in your voice.

Dude: You ever quotate anything?
Chick: Of course, that's when you tell someone you're quoting something by changing your voice, right?
Dude: Yes!

by MakeUpWordsForFun April 10, 2010

quoist

Quoist, (vulgar) a derivative of Moist and Queef. A wet explosive sound that comes from the vagina.

When she is so excited she quoists.

by yoopergirl77 May 30, 2016

Inspirational quoter

The faggot who keeps posting lame phrases on instagram, twitter, facebook etc. These people try to be inspirational but look cringy and idiotic

Sam: *insert inspirational bullshit
Danny: shut your inspirational quoter ass you faggot

by I_am_a_faggot February 12, 2021

daily boner quota

The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.

Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.

Abbreviation: DBQ

See also: "strokability scale"

Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."

Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."

Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."

by rogius April 11, 2011