quark

According to string theory, the smallest bit of matter above strings, tiny vibrating strings that make up the universe.

The four kinds of quarks are top, bottom, charm, and strange.

quark by Scienfabuloso January 16, 2009

quacko 

A pretender to medical skill that is completely unqualified and is simultaneously a weirdo.

You went to see Dr. Bombay? That quacko is all crazy eyes and pseudoscience. He tried to convince me I needed to buy a breast pump from him to cure my inverted nipples.

quacko by Joish December 18, 2008

Quark

Quarks are a fundemental particles, not as small as Leptons (and the family) but very small, there are 6 'Flavours'
1. Up
2. Down
3. Strange
4. Charmed
5. Top
6. Bottom
and three 'Colours' Green, Red Blue.

They exist in differnt charges +1/3 +2/3 -1/3 -2/3 three of these make up neutons protons...

A proton is made up of two +2/3(red and blue) quarks and a -1/3(green)quakr making a +1 charge!

Quark by Wolfmankurd November 9, 2005

Quank 

A fart that comes from the penis

"Hey, did you fucking quank in my face again... your never getting a blowjob again!"

Quank by more than balls October 22, 2008

Quark

In chemistry, a quark is a simple particle which combines with other quarks to make hadrons. It can be used to describe a very simple (dumb) person. Quarks naturally group together. Chances are, if you find one quark, there's plenty more near you.

Tyler- "Kelsey, why can't you pronounce cinnamon right? You're such a quark!"

Kelsey- "Do you know why you're failing chemistry? You don't do shit in class! You're a quark!"

Tyler-"Damn..."

Quark by -Trollkriger- October 7, 2009

Quacks 

Thanks to Apple device auto correct, "doctor" is frequently corrected to "quacks"

Yeah, I have an appointment at the quacks tomorrow.

Quacks by azlairian November 1, 2011

Quace 

1. A word you say when somebody asks for a noun or verb and you want to be annoying.

2. A mythical square fruit (square + quince).

3. A word that can mean almost anything in almost any case.

1. Clyde: Okay, I need a noun.
Phil: Ummm...quace.
Clyde: Quace?
Phil: Sorry.

2. Phil: I'm hungry.
Clyde: Me too. I could really go for a quace.

3. Clyde: Hey Phil, could I borrow a pencil?
Phil: Quace.

Quace by MpegEVIL August 7, 2011