usually a black person that hangs around his porch waiting to shoot any person that walks by.They also usually smoke crack which keeps them on their porches all day so they don't get bored waiting for an innocent bystander to shoot.
Our next door neighbor Tyrone is such a porch dweller, he needs to get a life and get his ass to rehab.
by cole cleveland March 18, 2010
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ever go into a black naborhood? all the niggas are on the porch! a porch nigga is the black person who breaks out the 50 year old lawn chair, and just sits on thier porch all day. hence the name, porch nigga
"oh look niggas on the porch!" "look at the porch niggas" "theres one...and another!...niggas on the porch...porch niggas!"
by mynameisv April 2, 2007
Get the porch nigga mug.The "porch" is the steel grated platform at either end of a 48.( A 48 is a kind of freight train car that is known and recognizable by tramps and Graf artists)
"we were riding a freight train through the desert at night and we just sat on the porch and drank wine"
by Beau Coulon January 14, 2008
Get the porch mug.a chemical reaction that occurs when thousands of misfit hipster types descend upon a shitty post industrial pseudo campus, finding other oddlings such as themselves, do truly exist, and proceed to become extremely intoxicated, whilst listening to their uncle and his drinking buddies play shitty music in the the student center.
however there are a minority of oddlings immune to this ghastly reaction, who just happen to be some of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.
however there are a minority of oddlings immune to this ghastly reaction, who just happen to be some of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.
hey guys let's go to the co-op and get some of that piss they call coffee
yea! and then we can make some earplugs out of paper mache to bring to the show tonight.
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yea! and then we can make some earplugs out of paper mache to bring to the show tonight.
rad.
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by girlonstilts June 15, 2009
Get the Purchase college mug.n. This expression is rooted in Confederate America when cruel and unusual punishment was a common thing. The porch sucker, much like a cotton picker, was a deliquent servant. This bottom feeder was sentenced to sucking the plantation porch clean on hands and knees until thy had served their time.
In modern times the porch sucker is some crazy ass fool who has neglected his/her duties as a friend, or stood you up to hook up with the opposite sex.
v. You can also say "this sucks a porch!". This implys a great distaste for some form of delinquency or inadequacy.
In modern times the porch sucker is some crazy ass fool who has neglected his/her duties as a friend, or stood you up to hook up with the opposite sex.
v. You can also say "this sucks a porch!". This implys a great distaste for some form of delinquency or inadequacy.
"I can't believe you ditched me to suck her porch"
"God, my stupid porch sucking friends are so unreliable!"
"@#?!!@! PORCH SUCKER!!@@#@!?!"
"God, my stupid porch sucking friends are so unreliable!"
"@#?!!@! PORCH SUCKER!!@@#@!?!"
by Genemarie August 12, 2005
Get the porch sucker mug.An African American man, living on welfare, hollering at hoodrat hoes also utilizing welfare... From his porch.
I was rolling through the good lookin to buy some dope when a porch cricket approached me, chirpin! That shit was wack!
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