Pumping a grumpy

Slang for having a bowel movement, pooping, taking a shit, etc

Bro where the hell were you, we lost the game because of you

Stfu, I was pumping a grumpy.

by Davehar March 28, 2025

pulping

killing opponents in videogames, including but not limited to gibbing them (hence turning them into pulp)
usually applies to enemy NPCs because most pvp games don't really have a lot of gibbing going on because they're mainly limited to guns

"I pulp, John. It's what I do."
"That guy got absolutely pulped."
"Pulping cavemen is my job."

by FlumberFan9448 June 9, 2025

Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025

purping

purping is usually used in the streets, and means "disrespectful"

"Look! Dat Nigga Mike talm crazy bout ya Uncle again, he purping as shit!"

by ig @bleedwaqeo August 2, 2025

Pooping your pants

the act of pooping in your pants

“what’s that smell?? dude are you pooping your pants?”

by kokocacalalalala September 11, 2025

Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011

phantom pooping

The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"

by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013