while watching the newly released film Twilight a female straddles you and whilst grinding your lap, you blow in you pants causing a nickle sized cum stain to appear on your pants and the female passes out in laughter.
yo i was over this niggas house things got really hot and heavy long story short he gave me a premo dan
by blumpkinboynov April 4, 2009
Get the premo dan mug.Mike: Hey Joe, let's stop at Charlie's Bar and get some of those atomic hot wings.
Joe: Sounds good, although I'd better pop a premodium first, those wings tear me up.
Joe: Sounds good, although I'd better pop a premodium first, those wings tear me up.
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by Shit cough April 27, 2011
Get the Poomonia mug.Good thing premarital sex is acceptable today. I don't think our premoon would have been that much fun without it.
by Yossarian7 November 28, 2011
Get the premoon mug.Pneumonia contracted when fecal matter is aspirated as a result of fecal vomiting, or poo particles are inhaled because you didn't put the lid down to flush.
by alexmack August 4, 2013
Get the Poomonia mug.an affectionate form of "prima" (female cousin) in Spanish. Primita is far more common, however. Primota can also/ is probably actually a typo of primita.
Spanish Guy: Hola mi primota, que me cuentas (Hi my sweet/little/precious cousin, what do you have to tell me)
Spanish Girl: Que? (What?)
Spanish Guy:Lo siento, que quise decir primita. (Sorry, I meant (to say) primita.)
Spanish Girl: Oh, jajajaja. Nada realmente, jejejeje. (Oh, hahahaha. Nothing really, hehehehe.)
Spanish Girl: Que? (What?)
Spanish Guy:Lo siento, que quise decir primita. (Sorry, I meant (to say) primita.)
Spanish Girl: Oh, jajajaja. Nada realmente, jejejeje. (Oh, hahahaha. Nothing really, hehehehe.)
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