self pleasure

The act of masturbating, pleasuring oneself sexually. Using one's own hand or other object to reach orgasm. It is easier for some people to say instead of "masturbation" which carries with it a negative connotation, particularly for women.

Many people are more comfortable saying they engaged in self pleasure rather than say they masturbated. She confessed to the priest that she pleasured herself sexually rather than that she masturbated. self-pleasure

by SweetSueRocks April 19, 2016

guilty pleasure

listening to and secretly loving Taylor Swift.

Friend: "Oh my gosh, she sucks!"
You: Yeah! I know!
Your guilty pleasure: Sunday mornings Taylor Swift is turned up while you're cleaning your room... and you just purchased outrageously, expensive tickets for her concert.

by SillySallyLovesSeashells August 23, 2011

Pessi

Pessi is a little man from Argentina who statpads against smaller teams by scoring pens.

Did you see that pessi penalty he is so bad

by Penaldo lover November 24, 2021

Man Pleaser

"the mouth"; to refer to someones mouth in a homosexual reference

"shut your man pleaser"

by Rich January 14, 2003

Bitch please!

Used when someone/tool makes a stupid comment, or just as a fun way of saying no. Remeber to raise your left hand over your right shoulder as if to pimp slap them.

Mitchell:"Josh would have sex with Megan Carter?"
Josh:"Bitch please!!!" *raises hand*

by Epicnessincarnate August 16, 2009

pleasureman

Gunther is the pleasureman who wants only love champagne glamour and RESPECT and to sexualize the world.

go pleasure yourself and watch mr respect at:
www.gunthernet.com

by eritwa July 16, 2004

woman pleaser

another name for your cock. unless you are a gay, and then its a man pleaser.

aite sweetheart, cum over here and suck on my woman pleaser.

by chris and liam January 16, 2007