by nutandgoonyourcat April 11, 2019

(n.)- The pizza slice(s)purchased while waiting for your food to be made. Generally, this phenomenon occurs when you place in order in a pizza store, and then are left to sit there and wait for an eternity for your food to be cooked, packaged, and paid for...it's consider a pulic service to your hungry stomach in most major cities...
Dez: Ryan, I'm really hungry. Do you have any money I can borrow??
Ryan: I'm sorry, I really don't have enough...(to cook)Hey! Can I have three extra slices while I wait??
Dez:WTF??
Ryan:Dez...waiting pizza
Ryan: I'm sorry, I really don't have enough...(to cook)Hey! Can I have three extra slices while I wait??
Dez:WTF??
Ryan:Dez...waiting pizza
by rasar September 1, 2005

When your fathers rambles on of his past In WW2 and kills your mother then you buy a pizza which then flies and cuts your dads head off.
"Jimmy, your mom is dead"
*intesifies*
"Hello, I would like to buy 1 pizza!"
*door opens*
"Daddy the pizza is aggressive"
THATS ONE AGGRESSIVE PIZZA!!!!!!!
*intesifies*
"Hello, I would like to buy 1 pizza!"
*door opens*
"Daddy the pizza is aggressive"
THATS ONE AGGRESSIVE PIZZA!!!!!!!
by OozaliMan69 February 9, 2014

by BobTheWordBuilder November 30, 2018

We a women goes to the door naked to meet a pizza man. This can inculde a bj or sex with said pizza man.
by bamaknight82 October 8, 2017

by pigbearman October 24, 2007

by AndysComing10120230598 January 8, 2018
