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Pinetting

For a male to poke their hole in their penis every 3 months to keep it open. Otherwise it closes up.
I caught my brother pinetting the other day after his hole closed.
by WASNOT July 22, 2024
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Pintoed

When your shifts at work go from several days a week and gradually decrease to the point of a few hours a week
How come Matt isn’t giving me any shifts? I’m totally getting pintoed.
by Lordisofjhoalt August 7, 2024
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Pintoed

When your shifts at work go from multiple days a week and gradually decrease to the point of a few hours a week
How come Christian isn’t giving me any shifts? I’m totally getting Pintoed.
by Lordisofjhoalt August 7, 2024
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poneto

A town in Indiana where a guy named Matt produces meth.
Did you see the cops at mats today. Poneto will be on the news again due to his meth problem.
by Oldbeaner February 12, 2024
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Poneto

Hey man are you from Poneto. Hell no I’m from bluffton
by Deezer16 February 19, 2024
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Pinto Time

A powerful, rarely understood time zone where schedules are merely suggestions and arrival times are guided by vibes, snacks, and destiny.

It’s the art of arriving late with absolute confidence because:
“I get there when I get there.”
“The party doesn’t start till I get there.”
“The most important people come last.”

Living on Pinto Time means never rushing, never stressing, and somehow still making an entrance like the credits just rolled and the main character finally appeared.

Warning:

Pinto Time may cause heroic entrances, confused hosts, and people texting “Where are you???” followed by “nvm you just walked in.”
“We told him the cookout started at 2. He showed up at 3:11 with a chair and sunglasses. Pure Pinto Time.”

“The movie began at 7 but she walked in at 7:22 with popcorn like she produced the film. She must be on Pinto Time”

“Everyone was awkwardly mingling until he arrived on Pinto Time and suddenly the music got louder.”

“He didn’t miss the meeting—he made a dramatic third-act entrance on Pinto Time.”

“If you want him to be on time, tell them it starts 30 minutes earlier. Otherwise he’ll be on Pinto Time”
by Anthnyajp February 11, 2026
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Pinecone

The cone of a conifer, also called a conifer cone. Also, a pretty cool phrase to randomly say "pinecones on the tree".
Man, I love pinecones!

Pinecones from the tree!
by VersionTwo September 19, 2024
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