Pedro Martinez

The most dominant pitcher of his era and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93 MPH fast ball by you with one pitch then make you look like a cocksniffer as you fan on his 12 MPH change-up. He's also one of the funniest and most entertaining players in the game and will not back down from anybody, not even a 75 year old whale ( see Don Zimmer )

Bob: "Hey Mike, what are you doing tonight?"
Mike: "I'm going to watch some cocksniffing."
Bob: "Ah, Pedro Martinez is on the mound tonight?"
Mike: "Yup."
Bob: "Cool, I think I'll go too, it's not very often that you get to watch a legend."

by j_breeze September 10, 2008

PigRoast

To pig roast is to have two men have sex with a woman on either end. Then they stand up so the girl is only being held up by the men's privates. A third person may join to spin the girl to make a complete pig roast.

John, Sarah, and Cris were obviously doing the PigRoast last night.

by SwagMasterFinn March 24, 2015

Pedro

Having and/or possessing massive sleeve splitting arms. A Pedro's biceps have been known too make small children cry. A Pedro's triceps are responsible for the creation of said children.

Look at that PEDRO! His arms are blotting out the sun.

I just slipped in that puddle made by that chicks wet panties. She must of seen a PEDRO.

by Ribfracture May 31, 2019

Picante Pedro

The Mexican cousin of the Hot Carl. While the end results are the same, the ingredients of the two are quite different, and thus these relatives are not to be confused. While the Hot Carl may be composed of any and all food groups, the Picante Pedro is more selective. The only acceptable items are refried beans, tortillas, salsa, guacamole, and rice. It's hard to test the authenticity of one when you are covered in cellophane, so one must take the word of the giver.

Shit, man, all I've eaten in the past three days is Taco Bell. Audrey asked me for a Hot Carl, but I was cocked and loaded for a Picante Pedro. So I delivered, and she got so pissed when I told her it was a Picante P. I told her "Shit, woman. At least I didn't give you a tinted window like Ben suggested."

by David B. Cool October 20, 2004

pedro

(baseball) Refers to Pedro Martinez. His pitching was good enough that baseball players, pundits and other fans need only refer to him by his first name to understand the notoriety behind the name.

Damn, the Braves are facing Pedro tonight.

The Red Sox are sending Curt Schilling to the mound tonight. Pedro will start tomorrow.

by regular September 23, 2008

pedro

a thick moustache making someone look like Pedro from napoleon dynamite

Have you seen Joel shaws tash. Yea boi manz got a pedro ting goin on init.

by mrcatboidawg July 8, 2011

san pedro

the ghetto next to palos verdes, really close to wilmington and other unsafe areas of southern cali

-i'm going to san pedro
-lock your doors

by Anonymous October 22, 2003