The Author and Main Character of Megatokyo

A hairy Albanian who goes to 7-11 and breakfast by himself to get a coffee and flying toast. He also gives rusty trombones to innocent bystanders.

a guy who reads a lot of manga and plays a lot of dating sims. Speaks Japanese fluently but he sounds like a 15 year old school girl when he does.

A very selfish anoying druggie piece of shit that likes to have sexual intercorse with animals he is also a thot

The MF that in the .hack games

Un essere onnipotente con un pene mastodontico e delle palle di dimensioni sovrumane