pi day

a day thats been called pi day cause of the 3rd month on the 14th day. most men don't care cause its steak and BJ day

Piggy: 3.14! todays Pi day!
Jack: shut up fatty! I should be gettin a blowin from my lovely wife today! stick that in your "Pi" and smoke it!

by alex234 March 14, 2007

Delta Sigma Pi

Delta Sigma Pi is a so-called professional organization that allows underage drinking at official events and only becomes upset when the pictures are posted on a website.

The underage drinking took place at a Delta Sigma Pi Spring 2007 Pledge Social Event known as the Heaven and Hell Party. Their idea of community service is stuffing three trinkets in a paper bag and handing it out to parents whose children are in the hospital. If a member should try to voluntarily withdraw due to grieving over a family death, the executive committee just might suggest that the grieving person seemed to be fine during the pledge process and therefore should not be allowed to withdraw. Give this all of the hissing and booing that you please, but I have seen this with my own eyes.

by Proud to be free October 26, 2007

e plus pi

spoken version of WTF turned on its side, implying that the person is turning their head while stating it. it would be writen in most cases as such:
E
+
ð

person a:"dude, my gramps wont stop staring at goatse!"
person b:"e plus pi! that just wrong!"

by jeffery l. c. September 17, 2007

Sigma Pi

A raging cesspool of homosexuality, frequent nudity, and prison shower gang-bangs. Contrary to popular belief, most of the brothers are actually bisexual, and enjoy the company of a lady as well as man. The house is an odd mix of classic "bros," completely worthless potheads, everyday regular normal guys, just plain weirdos, and every possible combination of the above. It is balls deep in Urbana in order to segregate Sigma Pi and maintain the purity of the rest of the Greek Community.

"Hey you worthless pothead, stop smoking pot in the house!"
"Ill stop smoking pot when that weirdo puts clothes on!"
"Ill put clothes on when Kates stops acting like an everyday regular normal guy!"
"I'll start having a personality when all the bros close their doors when getting a blowjob!"
"Zook says I agree with all of the above in Sigma Pi."

by Sigma Pi 4 Life April 8, 2009

Pi Inferiority Complex

When the sight or sound of the symbol π triggers a negative reaction in people’s mind, which makes them feel or think that they are hopeless at school math or algebra or geometry—common symptoms are momentary blackout, faster heartbeat, and sweaty palms.

Guesstimate how many millions of otherwise educated folks worldwide suffer from some form of pi inferiority complex every year.

by MathPlus August 20, 2021

Pi-sexual

One that is finds no pleasure in life or sexual experiences although finds complete bliss in the perfection of the equation Pi to such an extreme degree that they feel as if the meaning of life it’s self was meant to solely worship Pi.

I didn’t understand nor enjoy life till I found the flawlessness of being a Pi-sexual.

by dmbpoetic November 19, 2011

Holy Pi

When the number π self-proclaims to be God’s “anointed” number, because it is the most famous constant in the whole of mathematics—no number has had such an impact on popular culture that even some mathophobic folks wouldn’t mind tattooing it conspicuously to look mathematically cool in the same way that unbelievers wear a cross to appear religious.

Because π is the beloved symbol of choice for millions of people worldwide, or even deified by some pi fanatics and numerologists, it’s not preposterous for the “sacred number” to be conferred the title of “Holy Pi.”

by MathPlus May 28, 2021