Nut pulp

When a group of people are collectively, dick riding

You guys are nut pulping them so hard rn

by tootmachine June 23, 2023

pull a Phelps

1) To win by a very small margin in an extremely close game/match

2) Pull off a flawless game or season

1. "Did you see the Lakers score the winning basket on the buzzer last night?"
"Yeah they really pulled a Phelps"

2. "I think the Patriots might pull a Phelps this season."
"Not a chance, their run is over."

by DTurtle8293 October 19, 2008

The Michael Phelps

Squirt relentlessly all over his bed, then make him sleep in the puddle. If he snores while sleeping in the puddle, this is known as Singing in the Rain.

My baby gave me The Michael Phelps last night, and I didn't get a wink of sleep.

by SexyLittleIdeas.com March 12, 2016

A01 ling ling goofy phumper

The “A01” stands for “ain’t 0 way”. The rest stands for when something doesn’t go your way or when you’re in disbelief. Similar to, “damn it”, and “for real”

Friend: I hooked up with your mom last night.

You: A01 bruh, you cappin’, ling ling goofy phumper.

Friend: On god I did.

You: A01 ling ling goofy phumper.

by Diskmasker9000 September 23, 2022

Phelpsian

An athletic achievement of epic proportions encompassing speed, endurance, and strength in which one can completely redefine the term of perfection.

Michael Fred Phelps is the only person ever in history to achieve Phelpsian status.

by Pat the og123 October 11, 2008

Phelpsian

(Felps-ee-un)

1. Having the characteristics of Michael Phelps

2. Used to describe something that is mind-blowing, unbelievable, record-breaking (mainly this one), incredible, etc. especially a feat.

1. If you can break world-records in everything you compete in, you're Phelpsian

2. On Guitar Hero, clearing Through the Fire and Flames 100% on Expert is a Phelpsian feat.

by I-Yes October 12, 2008

Phelpsed

Losing any kind of sports race by .01 of a second or less

"Did you see that Cavic dude at the Olympics? He just got Phelpsed."

by G4L FLIP October 17, 2008