perkneer

almost or it's close, or that was close to whatever the subject is

I was perkneer ready for another beer,but then we went to waffle house.

I perkneer peed myself when I got on the rollercoaster at the county fair.

by LaLa1143 May 22, 2006

Perko

Perko is the best at dancing with glow sticks and raving to the dirty beats of gabba. He is hectic as and drives a mad as car and pumps the beats. Loves to rave it up with his mates and big k-if-a, calls him a mad as skuxx...

wow, he raves it hard out, must be a perko!

awww, whatever perko!

by Shaun Pearls October 20, 2010

Perkinsons

When you've had so much coffee you physically begin to shake.

I've had so many venti coffees from Starbucks today, I know how Michael J. Fox feels. Perkinsons, man.

by gravitee January 9, 2014

Perking

To be attracted to nipples of all kinds in a sexual way, often searching out opportunities to observe them in their natural state.

Sarah: Steve, I thought you loved me, but you are perking at every set of nipples in this swimming pool.

Steve: *sobs* I'm sorry Sarah, I can't help myself, I AM KING PERKER. I need help....*gulp, sob*

by FUCKUPHIMA January 25, 2015

perker

Perker means fucked up arab, in danish. If you say it to an arab in Denmark, you´re fuckin´with all his cousins.

Jason said to Allen : "Look at those fucking Perkere", and they hear it, then you are screwed.

by Jonathan Gilling May 28, 2006

Perkins

The epitome of 'shitty' . Popular in most of Canada and some of the U.S.

Originated in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.

Sentence Example:
''Bro, you got a toke?''
''Hahaha, fuck bro no lies I'm down to my last bong hittt, but I guess we can share it...?''
''Ooooooohhhhhhh, Perkinnnnnnnssssss Brroooooooo''

Sentence Example: PERKINS

''Bro, you got a toke?''
''Hahaha, fuck bro no lies I'm down to my last bong hittt, but I guess we can share it...?''
''Ooooooohhhhhhh, Perkinnnnnnnssssss Brroooooooo''

by Sir Smokes-A-Lot October 20, 2013

perkasizing

The act of becoming less fat due to excessive exercise and constant blabbering of Tony and Lars' "you're far too fat" rants and raves. Also known as "doing it to it."

Tony: Josh come on up her, get on the scale! Get off the scale . You're obviously not perkasizing enough!

by Josh Wasbad February 29, 2008