Peruvian Steamer

1. (Prank) A variant of the Cleveland steamer where 3 to 4 turds are arranged longest to shortest and placed vertically side by side resembling a Peruvian pan flute. This definition Is most likely to be a prank done to the first to pass out at a party

2. (Sex act) Achieved by leaving 3 to 4 vertical "Skid marks" longest to shortest on partners chest.

Lets go to the Chinese buffet down the street. I want to get the shits, so I can give Jenny a "Peruvian steamer" while I titty fuck her.

by Grap3Ap3Rap3 July 15, 2011

Peruvian Log Ride

the act of "reverse titty-fucking" a girl while she licks your penis and testicles

she laid down on her back and told me to take a ride on the peruvian log ride!

by spreadhead14899 April 17, 2014

Peruvian Hamster Ride

During gay intercourse when a hamster is inserted feet first into the anus of one partner. The other partner then places his penis is the anus of the other man so that the hamster latches onto his cock.

After a peruvian hamster ride I beat the little shit with a hammer for drawing blood.

by cock_munchin January 25, 2015

Peaving

When someone makes you angry/extremely annoyed.

The bartender didn't give me any change in the club, I'm peaving.

by Skully2 February 4, 2018

Perv

I guy or girl that is looking and or touching yoir genitals without your permission

Bryan: * grabs Rachel's butt *
Rachel: YOU PERV

Rachel: *runs away*

by Jaylinna2873 August 7, 2018

fruit perv

An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.

Hey, I was in Tesco's the other day && a fruit perv sucked my banana

by Rob Metcalfe March 4, 2009

Pervy Perv

A pervy perv is a ugly man who follows women around all day

Looks like someone’s a pervy perv

by Cgbductjc April 19, 2020