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penis+ nasty hooker = $$$$$

penis by j-dubbbb June 30, 2008

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a magical wand used for pleasurable acts as well as a defence mechanism. Where there is penis, there will be Smokey and Frootloop.

She felt the warm presence of me penis

I managed to fend those negros off at the last second by using my penis

penis by Smokeeee August 29, 2006

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mmm tasteyyyy stuff man, tastey stuff!!

penis by Koala Beer January 20, 2005

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A yummy thing to suck on. It tastes delicious. Also the balls are good too. I love to suck on penis. Its wonderful.

Penis's are fun to suck on.

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Penis

a male organ that girls suck and stick inside themselves for both male and female sexual pleasure

dud that girl was sucking on my penis!

Penis by Blach Chang January 28, 2008

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Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.

The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.

Penis by Dan September 20, 2003

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OMFG his penis is so BIG

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