Peely Willy

Preferably this action shall be acted out upon a circumcised penis of moderate to enlarged length and girth to match the mouthfeel of a banana. Starting at the head/ tip of the penis four large incisions from said tip shall be moved downward towards the base of the penis. The incision shall just barely penetrate the surface of the skin. Once completed either the lone individual or a third party lover shall grab one at a time and pull back causing the skin to peel off like a banana skin. Only after all quadrants are officially peeled the irreversible act of oral sex may commence.

I tell you what man, a Peely Willy, will make you realize in the end all we are is dust in the wind.

by Magmawall July 11, 2024

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Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.

Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.

by A’Merkin September 14, 2023

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Peebis mccheebis

When you peebis so hard that you mccheebis

Wow, Bob, did you just peebis mccheebis? Yes, yes I did just peebis mccheebis

by Ninjagrif1000 September 28, 2023

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peekyboop

When your significant other squats over your face then slowly pushes a turd out, boops your nose and sucks it back in. It takes incredible sphincter control.

"MY girlfriends keegles are really working. She successfully executed a peekyboop on me last night."

"We attempted the peekyboop....well things went horribly wrong for her."

by Dc temple January 17, 2024

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