Pubic hair stuck between teeth, requiring manual removal or the application of floss (mint or waxed).
My date last night had hardcore hairy snizz. I was afraid my late date was gonna see my parsley teeth.
by @RealControlledBurn June 26, 2020
Get the parsley teeth mug.1) the unit of measurement for the disparity between EXPECTED turnout and ACTUAL turnout of an event
2) to move an incompetent person into a position where they can personally profit off their employer.
2) to move an incompetent person into a position where they can personally profit off their employer.
1) "The turnout disparity at Trump's Tulsa rally was 794,000 parscales."
2) The campaign manager had failed to increase the candidates poll numbers, so he was moved into media management (where he could use his personal company to make money off the campaign)
2) The campaign manager had failed to increase the candidates poll numbers, so he was moved into media management (where he could use his personal company to make money off the campaign)
by fawkes21eod July 19, 2020
Get the parscale mug.Parscale: unit of measurement of the degree of relief you feel for being fired from the Trump administration. One Parscale = number of days (79) between Brad Parscale's firing (July 15th) and the announcement of Trump's diagnosis of Covid (October 2nd). Equals 7.9 Scaramuccis.
by JedAshbury October 8, 2020
Get the Parscale mug.a person who orders loads of stuff off the Internet, then makes sure they are out every time their hundreds of parcels arrive.
Usually they have loads of parcels every day, making sure that their house is located in an inaccessible place, with nowhere to leave stuff, so they all have to go back to the office, then they make sure they're not there when the stuff is redelivered on a date they've chosen.
This type of person is often a serial complainer too, making up lies about the delivery person, such as "they left is behind my wheelie bins, and it got soaked in the rain, despite it not raining at all on that day.
Usually they have loads of parcels every day, making sure that their house is located in an inaccessible place, with nowhere to leave stuff, so they all have to go back to the office, then they make sure they're not there when the stuff is redelivered on a date they've chosen.
This type of person is often a serial complainer too, making up lies about the delivery person, such as "they left is behind my wheelie bins, and it got soaked in the rain, despite it not raining at all on that day.
1. Here I am again at a remote house with a huge pile of heavy boxes, and the Parsehole has gone out AGAIN!!!!
I've now got to write out loads of cards for the boxes and take them back to the depot, to await the Parsehole to make a redelivery request.
2. Here I am at the same remote house a few days later, with the same heavy boxes, and guess what, the Parsehole has gone out again, so the boxes have to be carried around all day and taken back to the depot again!
Oi Parsehole - have you heard of SHOPS? go in one and BUY the things you want, and LEAVE the Internet to people who understand how it works!
I've now got to write out loads of cards for the boxes and take them back to the depot, to await the Parsehole to make a redelivery request.
2. Here I am at the same remote house a few days later, with the same heavy boxes, and guess what, the Parsehole has gone out again, so the boxes have to be carried around all day and taken back to the depot again!
Oi Parsehole - have you heard of SHOPS? go in one and BUY the things you want, and LEAVE the Internet to people who understand how it works!
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