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Earl palmer

Rosie palms putting some earl or twist into a handy.
I asked a girl for a handy then a guy told me he could give me an earl palmer I would never forget.
by TheRealLordDampnut June 13, 2022
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Palmer

You are a palmer
by Regae12 August 7, 2023
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Paige Amy Palmer

A person whos humor revolves around only making fun of other people, and enjoys kidnapping young children to consume in her basement.
"Paige Amy Palmer, please let the children go, they don't deserve this"

"lol no, virgin" -Paige
by mace_on November 2, 2022
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Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022
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Palmer rich

When you sell a house n make bank and people won’t STFU bout it.
Ima sell my house n be Palmer rich
by anonymous November 4, 2021
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Amish Palmer

Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage
I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.
by YEE F*ckin HAW October 20, 2023
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