putting you off

to not hang out or to lower in priority of things to do/people to meet or talk with.

Person A: Are we still on for the movies tomorrow?

Person B : I'm putting you off till tuesday because I have a doctors appointment

by yoloyolo5454545 October 14, 2013

putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.

Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

by blckexec January 24, 2015

Putting the mustache on the unicorn

When you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published

My definition wasn't good enough so I'm putting the mustache on the unicorn

by WillyDickCox April 11, 2015

putindupe

A person in 2016 who voted for Donald J. Trump after being duped by an internet campaign of fake news executed by the Putin regime in Russia.

My connedservative

cousin is such a putindupe.

by trixsie February 19, 2017

Putting the cows out to pasture

To manually stimulate male genitalia to ejaculation through a pump-action maneuver.

After a particularly rough day at work, Watkins was found putting the cows out to pasture so as to relieve stress.

by EMCEE3PO June 4, 2018

putin

a guy who eats a delicacy of humans full of bullets from his latest hunt

wow, that guy sure eats like a putin

by thisisajokedontkillme October 25, 2018

Putangina

Putangina is a word that is used in arguments.

Putangina mo malandi kang babae ka.

by Ron' November 8, 2021