three step protection

A form of birth controll involving a condom, spermicide, and pulling out.

Dude, I knew she was a trappin' gimme' girl so I insisted on three step protection to avoid listening to her lies about protection.

by winston festus the third December 31, 2011

Pofection

Another word for perfection that can only be used if one's name is Po.

Po buzzed Juan's hair to pofection.

by DeAnnapwns February 9, 2008

Projectile lols

The sudden and violent expulsion of the contents of ones mouth upon laughing hysterically.

When I told Jimmy about that skank I nailed on the weekend, he had some projectile lols

by Quartermile October 15, 2010

Projectish

Having ghetto tendencies in a situation.

To be projectish is to sip the alcohol that has risen to the top of a frozen drink, instead of mixing the drink. To slurp the bottom of a cup when it is empty in a quiet restaurant, to only make loud noises and draw attention to your table is being projectish.

by Redzone887 December 9, 2011

Potection

Like protection, but when you po.

In the ghetto, the police provide potection. Which is to say, they'll save you, then book you for loitering.

by backotruck October 1, 2012

Projectile Nut

When you ejaculate at such a velocity it leaves a dent in the wall on the other side of the room.

Chadwick: my tinderella just sent me a meme so good that I just projectile nutted
Bradley: as they say, 'litfam'

by ManMemes January 16, 2019

Production

Involving excessive planning and execution (similar to movie/music production) for regular tasks. Often used when such planning is annoying and a source of stress or anxiety.

Everything in New York City is a production. Wanna go to the grocery store? You have make sure you can find parking, you cannot go during rush hours, and plan your routes around construction/road blocks.

Why is everything a production with you man? We don't have to have everything figured out for getting some drinks.

by Tikismash February 5, 2020