pre-nup 

A legal document signed before marriage to level the playing so that the dominant bread winner (preferrably the male) will not have to worry about his wife strangling him by the balls during a messy divorce.

It assures that at the most, she'll retain the kids, but will not gain any financial liability in the assets of the man that was made either before or during the marriage.

Since 50% of all women have a hidden agenda of gaining finacial stability and a sexual dynamo in a spouse...it regulates that YOU DON'T GET SHIT if we split!!!!!!

(Argument between a husband and wife) Fuck you bitch, since your dumbass signed this pre-nup, that means that I keep the house AND I don't have to put up with your shit. So YOU and YOUR kids can both get the fuck out! I'm THE GODDAMN KING of MY domain!!!

pre-nup by Mr. Dwayne November 10, 2004

pre-nup 

Prenuptial agreement.

Theoretically it is a contract signed by both a man and a woman before marriage, and helps with splitting the property between both parties in the event of a divorce.

A temporary and useless piece of paper that expires after a short time and can be voidable at any time by the woman, thanks to the fact that the legal system is now in her control.

Joe watched in horror as his ex-wife Suzy tore up the pre-nup document in the courtroom and the judge ordered him to hand over his house and life-savings to her.

pre-nup by sarcastic May 29, 2004

pre-loaf gas 

Farts you have right before taking a righteous dump. Release with extreme caution for you might find you have more than a fart hanging about in your pants. See shart
More commonly used just as pre-loaf.

This pre-loaf is making my underpants warm!

pre-loaf gas by Brown Boa November 29, 2004

pre-shower 

the shower that one takes in preparation for another shower. preformed when the party in question is so dirty that one shower would just not cut it. it is not uncommon to smell worse after a pre-shower, similar to the way dishes smell horrible right when they come out of the dishwasher.

Guy: Dude, you need to come over right now, i just got mario kart

Dude: chill guy, i just got back from ultimate frisbee, i gotta shower

Guy: Ultimate frisbee? i would recommend a pre-shower. can't have you stinkin' up my casa.

Dude: i feel you

pre-shower by sandwix June 23, 2008

Pre-affiance-Zilla 

1.) A woman that will grouse around-the-clock about her not being married or engaged to her purported significant other.

2.) A woman that complains about not being in egaged and talks about wedding arrangements non-stop.

3.) Kind of like a BrideZilla only worst becasue the nagging is usually directed toward the suspected suitor.

A: Wanna get married?
E: Ummm..... No

2 minutes later

A: How about now?
E: Yeah I'm gonna have to answer with "No" for a $100

5 minute later

A: I've started Picking out the colors and making the invite list for the guest to OUR wedding.
E: I could have sworn I said No....

A: I don't care what you have said. YOUR going to Marry me! ROAR!!!!!!

E: Oh no! Here comes Pre-affiance-Zilla crushing buildings and spiting fire.... "Save us Astroboy"

Pre-affiance-Zilla by OhioWeddingDogger April 22, 2009

Pre-christmas cock-up 

A condition (or an incident) where you get unintentionally very, very drunk and more or less accidentally end up having sex with one of your colleagues. At every fucking company christmas party.

Oh look at so-and-so, she's leaving with yet another man from the engineering department. Didn't she go home with X last year? And, she's very, very drunk. What a pre-christmas cock-up. Again.

Pre-christmas cock-up by silvamysticum December 2, 2010

Pre-orgasmic 

A woman (or man, though it's rare) who is pre-orgasmic describes someone who has neved had or experiemced an orgasm, through masturbation or sex. Experts once described these women as anorgasmic, meaning absence of orgasm, but this has changed.

"My girlfriend's pre-orgasmic, I can never make her cum"

Pre-orgasmic by Petrichor126 August 16, 2011