scene poser

scene kids ARE posers. 'scene kids' will make fun of other 'scene kids' so they don't feel like they're the ones faking it. No one should try to be a 'scene kid'. Scene kids think that if they hang out with a bunch of 'scene kids' they can call people dressed exactly the same as them 'scenesters.' scene kids know they're scene, try very hard to be scene, but will pretend that they came up with the whole trend and everyone copied them. They'll deny that they're scene at all, but that's just part of being 'scene'.

Scenester kids in mall: "Rawr look at that scene poser!"
*points to kids who have the same clothes, hair and music taste as them.*
Scenester kid: "ew they're so fake."

by agyness deyn show me pain September 8, 2007

loser poser

To be a poser who is also a loser. The combination of dressing or acting according to a store you shop i.e. hollister,DTL, pacsun.. but are not only failing miserably,and its noticable, but the whole town is laughing at you behind your back anyplace you go whether it be the mall,tropicana,wendys, or even the local barber shop.

darryl-"dude what the heck happened to matt"

Steve-"I dont know, is he coming out of pacsun?"

darryl-"yea he was a total square a week ago now hes decked out with a tilted cookie monster hat, skater shorts, and a colorful-ass fox shirt"

steve-"what a faggy ass bitch loser poser"

by Hatingthisday October 22, 2011

skate boarding poser

Wears Thrasher, the 2 XL shirts and a hoodie for weeks on end without changing. Stands there with his board looking extra Radical for scene points but doesn't even try skate when he knows how to do nothing.

puts his face book status as "skating all day" I love skating" "gotta skate more" - but the only time they skate is just down the smooth road to the shop.

Also says people who walk holding their trucks on theirs kateboards are posers and 'truck touchers' ahaha

skate boarding poser.

by classyburd May 15, 2011

Poaser nun

A poaser nun is also known as a sister. Poaser nuns can get married and wear regular chothes. Poaser nuns usually consist of a lesiban haircut , is usually fat , teaches catholic school and lastly they are huge bitches. Poaser nuns can get married because they need the dick.

Young catholic school kid : "Sister Ann why dont you wear a black veil"? Sister ann : " Because my child i am a poaser nun and i need dick"!

by Nunt April 26, 2011

__ag3 pose

When you make a fist in front of your mouth in pictures. Created by Instagram celebrity Adrian Garcia.

Omar-"What the heck is that guy doing?"
Cesar-"That's the __ag3 pose! It gets all the bitches!"

by AG3 SWAG CREW October 28, 2013

hip hop poser

Someone who claims to know a lot about rap and doesn't understand hip hop is a culture not just music. Someone who listens to the radio and only watches b.e.t. a bunch of lames who don't know shit about rap or the old school or underground but act like there hip hop genius . Most of the time posers will say they like a rapper but they've only heard 1 to a few songs courtesy of mtv and there local radio station, also they follow the latest trend in rap while a real hip hop head just dresses like a regular person. Ex: wearing skinny jeans.

Me: nice Eazy E shirt bro.
Poser: I love my 64 I heard it on the radio the other day and I loved it so I bought the shirt. Everyone has one. Me: its called boyz in da hood stupid hip hop poser so do you like n.w.a? Poser: what's n.w.a?

by TXTerror March 6, 2010

Gun Poser

A person who thinks they know something about firearms, but really has absolutely no clue about a thing, and would most definately get injured in the presence of one.

Hey asshole, name one gun thats not on Call of Duty 4.

Damn he's such a gun poser...

by Yea I own a gun July 23, 2009