like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009

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pick up line

does NOT help pick up girls..

sample pick up lines:

(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.

those pants look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.

if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

can i read your t-shirt in brail?

you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.

drop 'em! (ha that's the best one)

i'd look good on you.

by pinkslips April 14, 2007

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slim pickens

when there is a lack of the opposite sex around

"damn dawg it is slim pickens tonight, where are all of the hottiemonjaros, how am I a suppose to get a quality blowjob if there are no females to deliver, DAMN IT!"

"If this party is another one of your slim picken parties I'm going to stab you fosho"

by the st3 October 6, 2005

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pick up line fucker

Person who steals somebody else's pick up line to get ass

I was trying to get some ass, but Joe interrupted by being a pick up line fucker.

by classic lays January 14, 2010

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Pick Me Up Fuck

1. (noun) When someone seems down in the dumps, or simply unhappy, you make them feel better with sex.

2. (verb) The act of fucking a sad or depressed person to make them happy again.

Guy 1: She's pretty hot, but just seems so depressed. Sorta like Kristin Stewart in all of her movies.

Guy 2: Sounds like she needs a pick me up fuck.

by browin September 14, 2013

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