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Mega petty

A petty person is someone that makes things or events or actions blown out of proportion ,normal people dismiss as trivial or insignificant into excuses to be upset
Isaac: Emerson is a simp for still having feelings for his ex
The boys: meanwhile this dumb nigga still talks about where he fucked his ex and he drives by her house all the time and he acts like a little kid with his wack ass hair cut, now that’s mega petty
by Nxfkzkgi October 3, 2020
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p0es_petty_spouse

p0es_petty_spouse is a flooring company owned by Edgar Allan Poe from bungou stray dogs

out of ten I would rate the customer service a nine out of ten and a works well done

the context of p0es_petty_spouse identity's with the rainbow community and is very much horny for Edgar Allan Poe (from bungou stray dogs) very existence

in other words p0es_petty_spouse is a horny flooring company with great customer service
Person a: do you know a flooring company with great customer service?

Person b: yeah! You should try out p0es_petty_spouse, they'll even show you their camera-roll fulled with photos of edgar allan Poe!
by Chewbaccasfatass March 20, 2021
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p0es_petty_spouse

the best mutual you’ll ever have i can assure you..... ‼️😍 hourly content and they’re just the best honesltlhhy

it’s like they’re obsessed with poe oh me too they main razor ME FUCKCKIGN TOO ‼️‼️‼️ ily @p0es_petty_spouse.....
“omgmgm p0es_petty_spouse just followed me”
“YES!!!!!!!! that’s my favorite mutual!!!!!!!!!!”
by peekinnie March 20, 2021
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Bitchard Petty

Someone who is petty AF and bitches constantly.
Brandon came in complaining about his co-workers for the hundredth time over little shit. He’s turned into a Bitchard Petty.
by Chaos31 March 15, 2022
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Serena Petty

Usually has a phat ass and often complains about the smallest things possible in life.
Ay yo that bitch looking like a Serena Petty
by Izacceryisthegoat May 18, 2022
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Coach Petty

Epic Fortnite gamer who love's Ethan and sex jokes
"Holy Crap Lois, It's Coach Petty"
by Koko Cola August 31, 2022
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Hym "Is it petty Chris? Is that a petty reason to stop watching? Should I do it because I think you're cooperating with Jordan Peterson to steal from me so I have to do his incest cult? Is that a better reason? Because that's the reason I'm going to murder a kids. Well, one of them. He's not trying to get me to do do it because it's better. He's doing it because it is EXPLICITLY WORSE than what I want and he knows it. He knows he is shit. And he knows his values are shit. And he wants to make me live out his shit values because he knows I will not be happy. And he's doing it because he wants there to be a punishment for calling his daughter a crippled slut with a pouty, fuckable face and there isn't one. I have a right to say that. But he doesn't like that I think I can say whatever I want about whoever I want. It isn't therapy that he is doing here. And the zionist shill therapists he's recruited to try and coopt the psychological institutions are enabling him and likely need to be punished for their complicity. Them and the politicians who've decided to hop on the bandwagon with him. Your incest cult isn't sanity, Jordan. It's just an incest cult. You've adorned yourself in the blood of a long-dead God and now you think you're him. You lie as easily a you breathe and for all of our sakes I hope both of those things become more difficult for you as we get closer to the climax of our little drama we got going on here."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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