p0es_petty_spouse

p0es_petty_spouse is a flooring company owned by Edgar Allan Poe from bungou stray dogs

out of ten I would rate the customer service a nine out of ten and a works well done

the context of p0es_petty_spouse identity's with the rainbow community and is very much horny for Edgar Allan Poe (from bungou stray dogs) very existence

in other words p0es_petty_spouse is a horny flooring company with great customer service

Person a: do you know a flooring company with great customer service?

Person b: yeah! You should try out p0es_petty_spouse, they'll even show you their camera-roll fulled with photos of edgar allan Poe!

p0es_petty_spouse by Chewbaccasfatass March 20, 2021

Get the p0es_petty_spouse mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Add to cart $24.95

Add to cart $24.95

Add to cart $24.95

Add to cart $24.95

Add to cart $24.95

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

p0es_petty_spouse

the best mutual you’ll ever have i can assure you..... ‼️😍 hourly content and they’re just the best honesltlhhy

it’s like they’re obsessed with poe oh me too they main razor ME FUCKCKIGN TOO ‼️‼️‼️ ily @p0es_petty_spouse.....

“omgmgm p0es_petty_spouse just followed me”
“YES!!!!!!!! that’s my favorite mutual!!!!!!!!!!”

p0es_petty_spouse by peekinnie March 20, 2021

Get the p0es_petty_spouse mug.

Related Words

p0es_petty_spouse

More from Urban Dictionary

pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

Get the pajama casual mug.

funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

Word of the Day on October 13, 2026

Get the funflation mug.

swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Get the swamp dog mug.

Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

Word of the Day on October 11, 2026

Get the Throat Sweats mug.

aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

Get the aired mug.

Load more