double pen

abbreviation for the double penetration

Bobby and I gave Tommy the double pen

by 353131435 June 6, 2005

penultimate Penn ultimate ultimate Penn pen

The next to last ultimate pen used for keeping score in ultimate frisbee; decorated with pictures of Sean Penn; purchased at the University of Pennsylvania.

Because that would be your penultimate Penn ultimate ultimate Penn pen.

by neebnoob18 June 3, 2014

under the pen

A writing term inspired by the phrase "under the knife". 'Under the pen' is a phrase in writing (particularly in Hollywood screenwriting) to mean that an already completed work is currently undergoing revisions by the writer.

JUSTIN: "Hey, Alex, how's that screenplay of yours you sold last year to that big studio?"

ALEX: "Well, that big studio wants some revisions made, so it's under the pen right now."

by Justin Alex April 20, 2010

Run Car Snow Pen

If you say it in sweden it would sound like "Masturbating the dick"

Tourist: Run car snow pen

Swedish Emil: NIIIIIICE

by FLT KING May 9, 2017

Red Pen Police

People who preoccupy themselves with correcting the spelling and grammar of others - normally out of some self-esteem issue or desire to prove some value from their otherwise useless thirty-grand education.

-- Lengthy, intelligent facebook status meant to prompt discussion --

Comment: You're*
Reply: UH OH RED PEN POLICE
Reply: Uh oh red pen police.*

by jazuuk November 7, 2012

Mome Pen

The abbreviated version of "momentary penetration". A very quick sexual encounter.

Jenny's mom was coming up the stairs so I only had time for a "mome pen"

by PMchoisi June 8, 2009

mayonnaise pen

Penis.

She likes my mayonnaisse

She wants my mayonnaise pen in or around her mouth.

by Mayo pen March 30, 2015