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Palataologist

Derived from the word 'pala-tao' meaning knows everything in Malay.

Someone who knows about everything but in reality doesn't know about it or maybe a little.
I don't like Jane Kelly, she is a palataologist.
by ffkrisaac August 15, 2019
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Paloma

Paloma is one of the best friends you could ever ask God for!!! She is the most loving, sweet, funny, and beautiful girl I've ever met and I love her more than anything and I would do anything for her and I hope she knows that I will always be there for her and I love her!
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Clive Palmer

“Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead!” - Many prominent Australian icons.
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paldogangsan

a fucking BOP
a song from BTS's second album, O!RUL8,2?, which was released on September 11th, 2013
Also known as the Satoori Rap, it was written by Pdogg, RM, Suga and J-Hope, the song was produced by Pdogg
A FUCKING BOP
Payton: Hey, you've heard Paldogangsan, right?
Tiana: Hell yeah, that song is a bop
by woah a hoe March 29, 2018
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Palories

Calories you consume with your bros (Wing Wednesday, Guy's Night Out, and grilling) that are generally not healthy, but are delicious.
Bro, my gut is getting bigger, I think it's all that salad I've been eating.

No, it's all those palories, we need to cut back on Wing Wednesday.
by Barbie1994 April 27, 2017
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Palletized

Palletized

Best way to define this multi-use term is by looking at some everyday examples:

"You've been palletized!" (see: fucked, scammed, ripped-off and the like)

"Palletize this, bitch!" (expression commonly performed in public whilst grabbing one's crotch as a taunting or provoking remark to someone else)

"Dude, I'm so palletized right now..." (see: stoned, completely drunk, utterly screwed, etc)

"Did you hear, that poor boy was palletized by a gang of thugs the other night!" (see: raped, killed and/or pillaged)

"Resistance is futile. Prepare to be palletized." (see: prepare to be assimilated)

"I think we're all a little palletized right now, so we just need to chill out." (as in a heated situation or argument full of tension, anger, and/or emotional turbulence; see: anger management, stressing out)

"Man, you're seriously palletized!" (see: crazy, insane, utterly screwed, etc)

"Yessir, your bike will be fully palletized once loaded onto the trailer." (when shipping motorcycles; better, easier and cheaper than crating your bike!)

"Jesus was palletized to the cross." (see: crucifixion)

Need more examples? Here's some more:
"You are now officially palletized, my son." (see: circumcised, castrated and/or becoming initiated into a fraternity)

"Dammit, my computer got palletized again!" (see: computer freezing)

"Yeah, my mom had an accident: she fell down the stairs when she got home after being ran over by a bus on her way to the groceries. Now she's palletized at the hospital." (see: hospitalized or being sedated or under coma)

"INITIATE PALLETIZATION SEQUENCE." (robo-computer command to render target immobile or otherwise obliterated to smithereens)

"Oh yes, baby, palletize me harder!" (see: sexual intercourse, penetration, BDSM)

"All your pallets are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha." (popular line from the 1991 video game Zero Wing)

"Son, you are palletized for a week! Go to your room now and stay there!" (see: grounded, chastised)

"A man was palletized to death in Saudi Arabia." (see: stoning to death or similar form of execution and/or torture)

"My daughter is no longer a virgin. She's been palletized." (see: losing your virginity and/or getting pregnant)
by Unicorns R For Pussies September 7, 2013
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Emerson, Lake & Palmer

A great and wildly successful band in the '70s, they have been obscured by other progressive acts like Pink Floyd by today's youth. All three members of the band (Keith Emerson on keyboards, Greg Lake on vocals and bass, and Carl Palmer on drums) were virtuosos at their respective instruments. Keith Emerson's awe-inspiring skill can be seen in all of their live albums and on epic tracks like Tarkus and Karn Evil 9: First Impression. Must-listens include: Tarkus, Karn Evil 9 (First Impression Part 2), From the Beginning, Knife Edge, Hoedown, Lucky Man, Jerusalem, Peter Gunn, Fanfare for the Common Man, Still... You Turn Me On, Tiger In a Spotlight, Trilogy, Infinite Space (Conclusion), Bitches Crystal, A Time and A Place and many others.
Listener: Damn this is awesome! Who is this again?
Prog Fan: Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Listener: I gotta get me some ELP albums
by theredkatana August 7, 2006
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