Bench

Governmentally sanctioned places of public seating.

Person 1: Look at Rover he just pissed on that bench!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!

by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021

bench queen

Slang for someone at a range that stands still and dumps rounds because either or both a) they don’t want to dirty the gun, or b) they are too fat or stupid to move, shoot, and communicate.

You spent $2,000 on a new gun eh? Better put it to work or you’ll be a bench queen.

by Schadoe ninja October 8, 2020

bench clearing brawl

Code for gay orgy.

I met up with Dirty Mike and the Boyz and we had a bench clearing brawl!!

by Justthisonce4321234 December 17, 2015

The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.

"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."

by Thomas the tank conductor July 3, 2022

lucky bench

The act of grinding, or dry humping on a bench numerous times. there for making it lucky.

Me and Zoe went to the lucky bench yesterday.

by jjnj May 13, 2018

Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 June 2, 2015

To Bench

Verb to bench. To act on, achieve or try completing a task in a fast and determined manner

That beer’s getting old! Go on! You’ve got to bench it!

by Husky Boy June 8, 2020