cock nugget

A worthless individual. The term originates from dried, conjealed bits of mixed male and female ejaculate that cling to pubic hairs at the base of the penis after coitus. They are disgusting and of no value to anyone.

Can you believe that fucking bum asked me for a dollar? What a cock nugget.

by Matt 1000000 July 7, 2005

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...

A. Step on ur game

B. Ruin a existing relationship

C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations

D. and finally is a complete dumbass

You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that

You: your brothers new nickname "lol"

Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol

You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....

Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)

by The Guitar Hero January 11, 2009

Slut Nugget

A person that will have sex with someone for McNuggets.

Jenna you fucking slut nugget bend down and suck my dick

by Nick Polizzi December 29, 2008

Nugget

A midget with no legs or arms.

Don't look but that Nugget is checking you out!

by Alex K. K. January 16, 2009

cheese nugget

1.A nugget made of cheese; not a cheese cube.
2. A curse word for those who don't like to curse.

1. Thanks Mom for the cheese nuggets!

2. Oh cheese nugget i stubbed my toe!

by ATJS March 28, 2009

Corn Nugget

The undigested piece of corn that attaches itself to the end of the male penis after completion of vigorous anal sex (straight or otherwise).

Shandy pile-drives Katie from behind and pulls out only to discover that she has left him a present.
Shand: Hey Katie try digesting your food, you know I don't like leftovers.

Katie: Yum, a corn nugget, score!

by Turbochargemaximum August 6, 2011

jizz nugget

A small crusty ball of dried jizz.

Jesus fucking Christ, I've swallowed a jizz nugget!

by Genki June 29, 2004