keyboard flexing

Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.

"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.

by Spazoid November 28, 2016

flexing ice

Flexing- Showing off

Ice- expensive jewelry (usually gold or diamonds)
Flexing ice- showing off expensive jewelry

Look at that fool Tim flexing ice over there even though he's broke.

by xans for the stress June 5, 2017

Instagram flexing

When you make out with a beautiful chick just to show her off to your friends.

- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.

- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess

by N0_D1gn1ty February 6, 2020

fat flex

A very hard flex that has an effect on people so strong they could end up dazed and confused

Damn man, he hit us with a fat flex when he walked in with the Gucci sweater and got two girls at once.

by fatflexer2000 February 9, 2019

forehead flexing

When you flex your forehead muscles, like when Arnold Schwarzenegger screams anything.

Arnold Schwarzenegger forehead flexing while saying "IT'S NOT A TUMOR"

by TrafficKing May 12, 2014

Captain Flex

A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.

Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"

by Durk Durka February 3, 2009

colon flex

Fart, pass gas or rip ass

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.

by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019