the day after next

A day in the future that can never come; usually used to put off a request frrom someone for action.

Mom - I have been asking you to clean that funky room for weeks. When are you gonna do it?

Offspring - I had planned to do it, like, the day after next.

by Chizz October 11, 2004

See You Next Tuesday

A way to call your friends a cunt in front of other people.

“See you next Tuesday! ”
“See you next Tuesday” she said “don’t call me a cunt!” He replied

by UngaUnga March 27, 2021

nexted

ex girl to the next girl... she wasnt good enough

yeah zoe got nexted

by `hook October 12, 2003

nextgenupdate

A forum for virgins with no lives who are constantly copying other websites material and posting it as their own in order to increase their forum rep, or as they called it e-penis.

Member 1: I haz found exploit.
Member 2: I haz found exploit too.
Member 3: Faggots stop copying shit from ps3-hacks.
Admin: Member 3 permabanned from nextgenupdate.

by Outsider5D August 1, 2011

Next Level Shit

(N.) Refers to some of the most dank weed around. This weed is far superior reggs or middies, and contains very high levels of THC.

(V.) To be high on incredibly dank weed.

Person #1: Yo guess what I just scored.

Person #2: Some reggs?

Person #1: Nah, I got some of that Next Level Shit! It's some Purple Kush.

Person #3: Damn we're gonna be on some next level shit tonight.

by Ace_Go_Blue March 22, 2010

I Got Next

To call seconds or claiming your spot on someones girlfriend. telling your mans & them you will hook up with their girlfriends. similar to calling shotgun in a car.

"ay yo! tell your sister i got next!!"

"hey jim just broke up with his girl", "oh fo real!? about time! tell that sucker i got next"

by E&J ALL DAY November 20, 2007

Jet life to the next life

To be on the Jet setter to the day that you die

man ima be jet life to the next life forever man

by Lil Web April 25, 2011