texas full nelson

A variation of the full-nelson wherein enough pressure is placed on the back of the captive person's head so that they are bent over at the waist and then violently dry humped.

Even if he wanted to, Barry couldnt escape Ryan's texas full nelson

by User202 January 11, 2017

Old Crow Nelson

The same thing as a "Trick Nelson" only you find out you did it to your cousin. Also resulting in the STD known as "The Crusty Crow"

Fer Fox Lake man! I just Old Crow Nelson'd Darma down by the river last night.

by b&kkbot and jedi November 14, 2010

Owen Richard Nelson

Better than Logan May
The N-word is bad

"Whats your name?"
"It's Owen Richard Nelson"
"Wow you're so much better than that Logan May guy, fuck him"

by The better Owen Nelson February 12, 2020

Kevin Nelson Syndrome

A serious condition effecting people who are under the influence of alcohol. Victims believe that everyone, friends, family, and strangers, owe them $20 for no reason whatsoever. The only cure is a good night's sleep, often times immediately after vomiting on something very important to you.

Dude did you see Dave last night... he was stumbling all over the place and yelling at everyone for owing him money.. then he threw up on his parents. It was textbook Kevin Nelson Syndrome.

by anonymous376 December 27, 2007

Anal Full Nelson

Its original got very popular through eFukt

To anal-full-nelson someone means to put them in a situation to easily fuck them in the butt.

Our project was due the same day we had other tests. We were Anal Full Nelson'd by this prof.

by urothermomthatyoudidntknowabou April 16, 2014

Wet Willy Nelson

The act of ejaculating and letting it run from the top all the way down to the bottom of the shaft of your penis and then shoving it in your unsuspecting partner's mouth.

John says; wow last night I gave my girlfriend a Wet Willy Nelson after a sensual 45 minute round of masterbation. She vomited profusely for 7 minutes, and then came back for round 2!!!

by Dartamisprime April 17, 2019

Willie Nelson's trailer

Refering to someone who is high on pot. This is because Willie Nelson got caught with pot in his trailer.

Have you been in Willie Nelson's trailer ?

by Gracellen July 20, 2008