neigabors

Neighbors; "I hate mah neigabors 4 various reasons. evry car they git goez 2 shit somehow in vry short tiem. i has no idea how they do it, usually thar cars last month maybe den when dump ur car 4 free dai comez up teh cars finnaly leef teh lot. wan ov witch hit an ran mah car dose f&^%ers!!!!!!!!!!! i cud go on an on a few dais ago i had noticd their car had stoppd leakin oil, it had litteraly stopd leakin in da 2 dais it sat thar parkd. im pritee convincd dis car went thru moar oil than it did gas.

Anyways todai they go out an plug it into teh wall 2 charge though it apparent dat iz not teh problem wif teh car. well few hours latr they come outside an start teh car. i has nevr herd such horrible noize in mah life. lulz screechin metal poppin an pingin noisez dat only got worse ovar teh minit teh car ran.

Well teh engine must has seizd up cuz when they trid 2 start it again i cud hear nothin but teeth grindin on teh startr an flywheel."

I hate mah neigabors.

by nek0ftw January 5, 2008

next door neighbours mice

when you find someone attractive

mmmmmmm..he's/she's a proper
next door neighbours mice!

by lou December 10, 2003

nosy neighbor

this is when you pull aside the thong strap with one finger and dive into the muff face first. picture old lady peeking out the blinds.

i'm glad i wore my thong today because he said he wants to give me the old "nosy neighbor" tonight!

by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

Ex-Door Neighbor

The person who used to live next door to you, but no longer does, either because they moved away or you did.

Susie just moved away, I guess that makes her my ex-door neighbor.

by Zekk1331 October 3, 2011

Creepy Neighbor

While in a circle jerk, blindfolded, sitting on one's hand (a.k.a. "The Stranger"), then reaching one person to the right and giving a tug job.

Frosh: I heard that (random fraternal organization) makes initiates give Creepy Neighbors at a party....what's that?
Grad Student: Dude.....it's only kinky the first time

by Creepiest Neighbor May 12, 2009

taint's neighbor

Another term for Anus. Derived as being located next to the taint.

Taint's neighbor let out an ominous howl and a rancid stench quickly filled the room.

by glopezsez September 24, 2008

october 31 national fuck your neighbor day

october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.

someone- 'what r u doing for halloween' me-its october 31 national fuck your neighbor day so i finna fuck him wbu'

by sama loves bennett October 21, 2020