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Describing something that cannot fit in any circumstance in any eay
Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS DONT FIT! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL!

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?
by youngspartan530 August 17, 2022
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The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front
"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011
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nelson mandella

New world rhyming slang for a strong Belgian beer known as Stella Artois. Also affectionately know as "Wife Beater"
"Get us a pint of Nelson in Mate, I'm skint"
by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003
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Colin Nelson

Badass MuthaFucka whose night life involves playing guitar, fighting crime, working out, and, of course, being a mac daddy pimp, and is a military man by day.
look at that! it's Colin Nelson! he's always saving the day from the evil Lex Luthor!
by xTHRASHERx October 16, 2009
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Nick Nelson

- a beautie
- snap: nicnelson12
- hockey boy
- hottie
- cutie
- never complimented
Girl 1: Did you see Nick Nelson today, he is such a cutie
Girl 2: Yes I did
Girl 3: I feel bad because he is never complimented
by NickNelly28 September 17, 2020
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Nelsis

Beautiful woman that comes from the native lands of Dominican Republic. Most likely is curvy and thick with long black hair and a good sense of humor. Nelsis may also be wity, responsible and someone you may fall in love with.
That woman that I met is a Nelsis.
by Crazyforlove22 June 9, 2017
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