number one gasser 

The sweetest guy in the world. He'll always bring your day up no matter how sad you are.

Sean is the number one gasser.

number one gasser by PotatoKing0916 February 22, 2017

Number 3 

Firing on all cylinders. Pooping, peeing, vomiting, expelling snot, shooting ear wax - all at the same time.

"Oof"

"What is it, number 1? Number 2?"
"No, worse. Number 3! Stand clear!"

Number 3 by Pdg887 July 27, 2013

Number 3 

The Runs; Diarrhea; Squirts; The Trots; extremely foul, loose, runny bowel movement; watery extrecement

I thought I had to go number two but it turned out to be number 3

Number 3 by freeranger April 28, 2007

Number hoe

a friend, who when offered a meal at a fast food restaurant, choses to order a number instead of ordering off of the dollar menu.

Mark (after watching Jim order a #8, value sized): Man, why you gotta be a number hoe?

Number hoe by Natalie Clark August 28, 2007

Number 3 

Meaning to spew. One of the primary bodily functions, follows on after Number 1 and Number 2. Polite way of saying you need to chuck.

Ben: Hurry up mate, I need to go to the bathroom!
Chris: What, #1 or #2?
Ben: Nah man, Number 3!! Let's GO

Number 3 by -Ryan- May 13, 2007

number three 

Semen.

Bob went number three in the bathroom.

number three by Eddie July 14, 2003

number blind 

A problem with some people who have trouble with numbers, math, and any numerical reference from time to time. Often related to deadlines and quantity.

Setting at a staff meeting:
Martha: "Jim, did you get the memo?"
Jim: "Yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th".
Martha: "No, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. What, are you number blind or what?"

number blind by baker808 January 22, 2010