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nigger nap

A nigger nap is a way of sleeping while you are at work. It is when you go to the bathroom and sleep while standing in front of the urinal so that it looks like you are taking a piss. Be careful to not fall. Niger naps are not very comfortable or easy to accomplish but one is tired enough, one might be able to pull it off.
Hey James, I'm gonna go take a nigger nap. If the boss asks where I am, tell him I went to take a piss.
by Needles_Of_Agony November 10, 2007
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heat nap

A term used by people who do not have an air-conditioner or choose not to use one in the fear of a high bill. A heat nap is when a person decides to nap until sunset when the temperature falls to a more comfortable state.
Moe: So what are your plans for the day?
Mona: My air-conditioner and and fan broke so I have no choice but to take a neat nap . Could you wake me up at 7 p.m?
Moe: Yea sure.
by moeshin June 25, 2005
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meat nap

meat nap (n): The nap one takes after ingesting a large amount of meat. Usually preceded by meat sweats.
Dave took an awesome meat nap after that all you can eat BBQ dinner.
by Move Fast September 24, 2013
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nap snap

The sleeping-seated, loss of muscle tone recovery jolt that nearly causes decapitation.
Check that guy. He's dozing off... any second now he's gonna nap snap! Might even shit his pants...
by YAWA December 25, 2019
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focalin nap

The term focalin nap describes an event that takes place after a patient who has an actual ADHD/ADD diagnosis takes a Focalin pill, and falls asleep within 30-45min for a short amount of time.

Focalin is a stimulant medication and helps MOST PEOPLE stay up all night bouncing off the walls. So focalin naps are usually baffling to people.
I was about to engage in a task that requires my attention. Therefore, I consumed a 10mg focalin pill. Upon arriving to my place of study, I went over the covers and took a focalin nap.

My friend who is non-ADD took one and he's bouncing off the walls and having heart palpitations. He is not a candidate for focalin naps.
by SWisntM November 18, 2009
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Ozzy Nap

When someone falls asleep at a bad time, in a bad place, or in an awkward position. This comes from a part in Ozzy Osbourne's autobiography, I am Ozzy, where he falls asleep with his leg on fire.
Dude, did you see that girl who fell asleep upside down on the stairs? Total Ozzy Nap!
by Slim Tottles February 23, 2010
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Crunk Nap

when you take a very short nap, under an hour, to gain energy before going to out crunk dance
"Yo dude, I'm about to take a crunk nap before we go out tonight."
by nick&sam November 8, 2009
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