crap nap

When you are tired and/or hung over at work so you go into a stall in the john and take a snooze while sitting on the can.

Where's Charlie?

He was out all night so I think he's in the handicapped stall having a crap nap.

by kb69 January 8, 2004

beat nap

A highly satisfying and rejuvenating rest period that is preceded by a strenuous bout of masturbation. This act is typically performed by males on the day following a long night of heavy drinking, as it has been known to cure hangovers. See also, "jack n' nap".

Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.

Dude, I was so hungover today. I had to take 3 beat naps before I started to feel better.

by Creation's Hammer December 15, 2009

disco nap

sleeping when ya got something goin' later on that you need to get ready for.

"i was about to go to the club, but i needed a disco nap to feel refreshed."

by Boomer March 28, 2002

danger nap

When a power nap unintentionally turns into a full night's sleep, which often happens to nappers who are under stress while studying

At 1:00am, I wanted to take a break from studying, so I decided to take a power nap, which turned into a danger nap when I woke up at 7:00am.

by dehydratedp00per March 1, 2019

food-nap time

when you sleep and eat at the same time.

Food time comes after nap time, not before, then comes food-nap time! That's my favorite time.

by Tylere Webb October 23, 2004

baseball nap

a short period of sleep usually induced by an already tired state and accompanied by a baseball game playing on television.

I was still pretty tired from the night before, so I just turned on the game and took a baseball nap on the couch. Similar to a golf nap

by PeterCotton September 20, 2010

Man-Nap

-To Kidnap a grown man for torture or pleasure.

1) I am going to Man-Nap you, lock you in my basement and spank you til say momma.

2)"Who's in your shower?" "Oh that's Luke, I have Man-Napped him for the weekend to help me stain the deck"

by Carley Raine April 24, 2006