nigger nap

A nigger nap is a way of sleeping while you are at work. It is when you go to the bathroom and sleep while standing in front of the urinal so that it looks like you are taking a piss. Be careful to not fall. Niger naps are not very comfortable or easy to accomplish but one is tired enough, one might be able to pull it off.

Hey James, I'm gonna go take a nigger nap. If the boss asks where I am, tell him I went to take a piss.

by Needles_Of_Agony November 10, 2007

meat nap

meat nap (n): The nap one takes after ingesting a large amount of meat. Usually preceded by meat sweats.

Dave took an awesome meat nap after that all you can eat BBQ dinner.

by Move Fast September 24, 2013

heat nap

A term used by people who do not have an air-conditioner or choose not to use one in the fear of a high bill. A heat nap is when a person decides to nap until sunset when the temperature falls to a more comfortable state.

Moe: So what are your plans for the day?
Mona: My air-conditioner and and fan broke so I have no choice but to take a neat nap . Could you wake me up at 7 p.m?
Moe: Yea sure.

by moeshin June 25, 2005

nap snap

The sleeping-seated, loss of muscle tone recovery jolt that nearly causes decapitation.

Check that guy. He's dozing off... any second now he's gonna nap snap! Might even shit his pants...

by YAWA December 25, 2019

focalin nap

The term focalin nap describes an event that takes place after a patient who has an actual ADHD/ADD diagnosis takes a Focalin pill, and falls asleep within 30-45min for a short amount of time.

Focalin is a stimulant medication and helps MOST PEOPLE stay up all night bouncing off the walls. So focalin naps are usually baffling to people.

I was about to engage in a task that requires my attention. Therefore, I consumed a 10mg focalin pill. Upon arriving to my place of study, I went over the covers and took a focalin nap.

My friend who is non-ADD took one and he's bouncing off the walls and having heart palpitations. He is not a candidate for focalin naps.

by SWisntM November 18, 2009

Keg Nap

When You lay down, put a keg on your chest or beside you, put the hose in your mouth, and drink until you take a "nap".

I had a hangover after my keg nap.

by Dane Izzington January 11, 2008

niggie nap

Taking a nap when you're supposed to be doing something important.

Carl, why the hell isn't the house cleaned? What have you been doing? Chill bae, I was taking a niggie nap.

I really have to get this report done but I think I'm going to take a niggie nap instead.

by Bbdaddy June 15, 2014